<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The Life and Times of JAM</description><title>I am JAM not Jelly</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jamnotjelly)</generator><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/</link><item><title>Cucumber citrus water recipe</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://beverageblog.tumblr.com/post/448023487/cucumber-citrus-water-recipe" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;beverageblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a refreshing drink we started making the other day in school as an alternative to just regular water. It is very simple to make.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-1 gallon of water&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-2 to 3 slices of lemon and lime&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-5 to 6 slices of cucumber&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slice all of the cucumber, lemons and limes and put into a pitcher or in our case we found it easy to just use a sun tea pitcher. Fill the pitcher about half way with ice and top it off with water. Let the pitcher sit and chill for about and hour or so and serve. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/448345392</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/448345392</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:48:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever; the goal is to create something that will."</title><description>“We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chuck Palahniuk (via &lt;a href="http://mackycian.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;mackycian&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/448342753</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/448342753</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:46:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jenessyinparis:

(via mufasaroar)
AWESOME.

WIN.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz53drbbVI1qzmturo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jenessyinparis.tumblr.com/post/444170000/via-mufasaroar-awesome" target="_blank"&gt;jenessyinparis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://mufasaroar.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mufasaroar&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AWESOME.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WIN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444305141</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444305141</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:11:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I prefer women with a past. They’re always so damned amusing to talk to."</title><description>“I prefer women with a past. They’re always so damned amusing to talk to.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Oscar Wilde, &lt;em&gt;Lady Windermere’s Fan&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://libraryland.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;libraryland&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://nicolettewho.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;nicolettewho&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444123373</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444123373</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:27:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via pataz)
IKNIMAYA!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6yv5TNhL1qzg1upo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://pataz.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pataz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IKNIMAYA!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444119308</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444119308</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:24:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lolz.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’” The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a&gt;Jordan Harbinger)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444117876</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/444117876</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:23:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>featherprincess:

Thievery Corporation- Light My Fire
class,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/442220133/tumblr_kz4icxtcbd1qa495e&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://featherprincess.tumblr.com/post/441307460/thievery-corporation-light-my-fire-class-lunch" target="_blank"&gt;featherprincess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thievery Corporation&lt;/strong&gt;- Light My Fire&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;class, lunch with ammy and mike &lt;3, run, thursday errand, U.M peeps, alexia and snurf time…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i leave you with this easy morning tune by my faves, and i’m off!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THAT’S WHAT I LIKED. I liked your Sinatra post yesterday. Plus this one. Remind me about the shirt!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442220133</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442220133</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:02:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mufasaroar:

fursteve:

epichumour:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:(via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz0xfhZ0t1qz4vjio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mufasaroar.tumblr.com/post/441498869/fursteve-epichumour" target="_blank"&gt;mufasaroar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fursteve.tumblr.com/post/438999758/epichumour-fuckyeahslightlyamusing-via" target="_blank"&gt;fursteve&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://epichumour.tumblr.com/post/437220205/fuckyeahslightlyamusing-via-tigerlilylily-win" target="_blank"&gt;epichumour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahslightlyamusing.tumblr.com/post/436747681/jetpacksjumpingjacks-caiteshey-victorialily-thisch" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahslightlyamusing&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://tigerlilylily.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tigerlilylily&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;win.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lololol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;epic win. ZING.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442177586</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442177586</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:40:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>did you mean "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doubleds.tumblr.com/post/441560415/did-you-mean-ill-be-by-edwin-mccain" target="_blank"&gt;doubleds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="formspringmeAnswer"&gt;YES! him. best chill song ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="formspringmeFooter"&gt;&lt;a href="http://formspring.me/DoubleDs26" target="_blank"&gt;Ask me anything&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re welcome  ; )&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442174192</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442174192</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:38:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>papiineek:

Deliciosa. MMMMMMM

who dat izz?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3osg6mD21qabipbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://papiineek.tumblr.com/post/441832020/deliciosa-mmmmmmm" target="_blank"&gt;papiineek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deliciosa. MMMMMMM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who dat izz?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442161452</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/442161452</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:31:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society"</title><description>“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mark Twain&lt;/i&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://jonwithabullet.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;jonwithabullet&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://darkerme.com/" target="_blank"&gt;siddman&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://theyounggentleman.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;theyounggentleman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/440889661</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/440889661</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:06:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mackycian:

stephatron:

mamaslug:

(via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz21uqMSrH1qziyt3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mackycian.tumblr.com/post/439330013/stephatron-mamaslug-via-rainbowveins" target="_blank"&gt;mackycian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stephatron.tumblr.com/post/439030262/mamaslug-via-rainbowveins-daleeeeeee" target="_blank"&gt;stephatron&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mamaslug.tumblr.com/post/438579017/via-rainbowveins" target="_blank"&gt;mamaslug&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://-rainbowveins.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;-rainbowveins&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DALEEEEEEE!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;*eye twitch*&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wi…widow… a &lt;a href="http://www.fonts.com/AboutFonts/Articles/fyti/RagsWidowsOrphans.htm" target="_blank"&gt;widow&lt;/a&gt;….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/439410439</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/439410439</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:03:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bellavita5:

theworldwelivein:

Cape Perpetua, Oregon, USA©...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrrri0SAc1qaqs3eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellavita5.tumblr.com/post/439207778/theworldwelivein-cape-perpetua-oregon-usa-c" target="_blank"&gt;bellavita5&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theworldwelivein.tumblr.com/post/426984141/cape-perpetua-oregon-usa-c-sheldon-nalos" target="_blank"&gt;theworldwelivein&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cape Perpetua, Oregon, USA&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;©&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/sheldonnalos" target="_blank"&gt;Sheldon Nalos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yo, we live in a world where beautiful things like this just EXIST. Let’s respect our mother earff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I say we go. Yeah? Yeah.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/439243654</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/439243654</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:57:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Buying Happiness</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.livescience.com/culture/purchase-happiness-experience-100304.html"&gt;Buying Happiness&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://theyounggentleman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;theyounggentleman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Truest. Article. Ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/438411892</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/438411892</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:38:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tumbularity 2.0, although more like Secondhand Tumbularity</title><description>&lt;a href="http://tumblrstats.com/"&gt;Tumbularity 2.0, although more like Secondhand Tumbularity&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/438410394</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/438410394</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:37:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"A gentleman does not cam himself masturbating on chatroulette."</title><description>“A gentleman does not cam himself masturbating on chatroulette.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Young Gentleman (via &lt;a href="http://theyounggentleman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;theyounggentleman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Because you know what this means, right?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/438389865</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/438389865</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:26:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nicolettewho:

I’m listening to the Rocky Horror Picture Show...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzs3p5w3v1qzdzoxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nicolettewho.tumblr.com/post/435798137/im-listening-to-the-rocky-horror-picture-show" target="_blank"&gt;nicolettewho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m listening to the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack, and a stroke of brilliance occurred to me: RHPS themed party!! Maybe for my going-away/birthday?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JRLKJEHFASLFKJL :} I hope.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DO IT.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/436112260</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/436112260</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:22:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>proof of common ancestry.
go monkey, go.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzx92GquI1qzz1cro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;proof of common ancestry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;go monkey, go.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/436040512</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/436040512</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:48:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dating Tips For Single Females</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://all-thats-interesting.tumblr.com/post/390563220/dating-tips-for-single-females" target="_blank"&gt;all-thats-interesting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, the only keys to successful dating in the 1930’s for ladies were don’t talk too much, wear a bra, and don’t pass out in the middle of your date because you’re drunk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmqrqDxY1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmr6WvyP1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmrw2Cvp1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvms4mI7b1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmsiD8Wn1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmspaQNC1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmti80JH1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmtt8YRt1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmu3ILk11qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmubIsyK1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmwvzVXg1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmx4ECkf1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmxdLQIq1qa49tx.jpg"/&gt; Via PBH3: &lt;a href="http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/390543309/1938-dating-guide-for-single-women" target="_blank"&gt;Dating Guide From 1938 For Single Women&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ladies: take notes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/436031055</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/436031055</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:44:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/jkrwarner/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1267963200"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Gaelic+Storm"&gt;Gaelic Storm (243)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Daft+Punk"&gt;Daft Punk (24)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/+noredirect/Lil+Wayne"&gt;Lil Wayne (12)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Air"&gt;Air (10)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Imogen+Heap"&gt;Imogen Heap (4)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/435382773</link><guid>http://www.iamjamnotjelly.com/post/435382773</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:24:52 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
